Toddler Talk: Brantley Said What?

I swear Brantley gets funnier by the day!  He's constantly cracking me up at the things he says!  And because I never want to forget them, it's time for another edition of Toddler Talk: Brantley Said What?

Brantley at 29 Months:

{Upon hearing the dishwasher running}

Where's that noise?

{Upon pulling the bottle of grape jelly from the fridge}

Blueberry mustard!

Look, you guys!

(Ummmm...when and why did he start calling us 'You guys'?!)

{While drinking a Sonic slushi through a straw}

It not working, Mama!

{When trading Holden toys so he could play with the one that Holden had}

What about that, Hol-nen?

{While driving by a farm in Iowa}

Deanna Rose!!!!

{While driving around to look at Christmas lights}

Oh my goodness!  

{And then}

Beootiful.

{Discussing the meaning of stop lights}

Me: Red means...

B: Stop!

Me: Green means...

B: Go!

Me: Yellow means...

B: Go faster!

B: Where Daddy?

Me: At home.

B: Watching the Jayhawks?

Me: No

B: The Beefs? (Chiefs)

Me: No

B: The Hawkeyes?

{Yelling across our backyard to the neighbor kids, out of nowhere I might add}

Be nice to Kinnick!

(They do have a history of tormenting him...)

Oh, mam!!

(Instead of 'Oh man!')

{When asking for ice cubes}

Ice, Ice Baby

Daddy: Holla at your boy!
B: Peace!

{Me pretending to touch Gordon, our elf on the shelf}
No touch him, Mama!!!!!!!